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[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

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Ek Aurat Apni Padosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi
Aurat: “Tujhe Pata Hai, 20 Saal Tak
Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui”
Padosan Hairani Se: “To Phir Tune Kya
Kiya?”
Aurat: “Phir Main 21 Saal Ki Hui To
Mere Papa Ne Meri Shaadi Kardi …..
Phir Ja Ke Munna Hua“

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Ladki ne new laptop liya...
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Khush hoke ghar pe gai
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale
se boli:ye lapy bekar he
isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
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Shopkeepr: not possible
ye latest laptop he aur
isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .?
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Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya
mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya,
aur right click karke boli:
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
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Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!