For the Morning Smile

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Gawaar: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai.

Salesman- Hum Gawaaro Ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..

Gawaar After 1 Month clean Shave&hair cut: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai..

Salesman: Hum Gawaaron ko Koi Chiz Nahi Bechte..

Gawaar After 1 Month Full angrez banke: WHAT'S D COST OF THAT TV??

Salesman: Hum Gawaaron ko Koi Chiz Naahi Bechte..

Gawaarr Gusse Me: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chal Jata Hai Ki mai Gawaar Hu..?

Salsman: Q ki Ye Tv Nahi "MICROWAVE" Hai.....

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Sardar was lying on beach,

Amrican: R u Relaxing?
Sardar: No i m GopalSingh,

Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Sardar: No
I m gopal Singh
Anothr Amrcn: R u relaxing?
Sardar: No (Shouting)
I m gopal Singh
Sardar left tht place in anger.

Then Sardar asks one American lying nearby
R u relaxing?
American: Yes.

Sardar slaps him & says, Haramkhor sab tujhe dhund rahe hain aur tu yahan leta hua hai.

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A Husband makes a call to his wife from his idea phone.

He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.

Both talked for long time and fell in love.

Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

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Stages of marriage:

1. Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other

2. What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense...!

3. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

4. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!

5. Mistakes

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear

"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- Shakespear's Wife