
#1
Dodi’s son: Dad there is some one at the door to collect donations for a swimming pool.
Dodi: Give him a glass of water.
#2
Papu: Why are you burying your driving license ?
Dodi: Because it is expired
#3
Papu: I have seen your ATM card Password. It is ****
Dodi: You are wrong ! It is 4848