She: Im in love with a boy who is far away from me, Im in India and he lives in PAK .......
We met on Shaadi.com,
Became friends on Facebook,
Had long chats on Whatsapp,
Proposed to each other on Skype,
N now 2 months of relationship through Viber,
We are getting married I need ur blessings and good wish
Her best friend besides her says :
Now get married on twitter
Have sex on Chatroulette
Become pregnant on Yahoo messenger
Buy your kids from Ebay
Get them delivered through Gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de