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by Papu » 15 Nov 2013, 2:28 pm
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:
Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A
Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
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by Papu » 16 Nov 2013, 6:29 am
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by -=PKSTARS=- » 16 Nov 2013, 1:48 pm
Dmbugti wrote:
One Day Y ou ll Miss Me!
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by Papu » 17 Nov 2013, 9:09 am
Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Punjabi: Nai yar.
Pathan: or travi parote?
Punjabi: Mushkil hy.
Pathan: Or Aftari karogy?
Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai
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by Papu » 25 Nov 2013, 8:40 pm
Dr: Agar Inhay Aap 1 Ghanta Pehlay Le Atay To Jaan Bach Jati
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Papu: Saalay Abhi 15 Minute Pehlay To Accident Hua Hai
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by Papu » 01 Dec 2013, 7:15 am
Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki,
Ko Kisi ladke ne cheda,
uska ghussa aise nikla..
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Pedaishi Error,
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Virus k Bachey,
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Excel ki currupt file
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1 Click Marungi to
Zameen Se Delete Ho k Qabar Me
Install Ho Jayega.!
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by Papu » 02 Dec 2013, 8:15 am
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
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by Papu » 16 Dec 2013, 2:24 pm
Pathan Ek larki se “I love you”
Larki:”tameez se baat karo”
Pathan:
“Bismillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem,
With due respect I beg to say that I love you.
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by Papu » 17 Dec 2013, 2:57 pm
ایک سردار جی ڈاکٹر کے پاس آئے
اور کہا:
ڈاکٹر: مجھے ایک عجیب بیماری ہوگئی ہے
میں روز خواب میں گدھوں کا فٹ بال میچ دیکھتا ہوں
ڈاکٹر نے انکو دوائی لکھ کر دیدی۔
سردار: ڈاکٹر صاحب یہ دوائی میں کل سے شروع کرونگا؟
ڈاکٹر: آج سے کیوں نہیں شروع کر رہے؟
سردار: وہ اصل میں آج انکا فائنل میچ ہے نا۔
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by Papu » 28 Dec 2013, 1:50 pm
A boy snd sms to his girl frnd :
Sweet heart, Sorry to disturb u. Can u
send me ur photo?
its really very urgent.
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Girl: But why dear ?
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Boy: We are playing card's
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I have lost my "QUEEN".......