

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.Marriage is a take home packet.


Love is talking about having children.Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


Love is cuddling on a sofa.Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


Love is going to bed early.Marriage is going to sleep early.


Love is losing your appetite.Marriage is losing your figure.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


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