Husband

[Papu]

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:


Lady: I lost my Husband

Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Lady: Not slim can be healthy?

Inspector: Colour of eye?

Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly


Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????


Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, hisleft foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..