™JOK OF THE DAY™

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Doctor Pagal Se:
"Tum Pagal Kiyon Howey?"

Pagal:
"Main Ne Ek Bewa Se Shaadi Ki

Us Ki Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Ki..
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya

Yoon Meri Woh Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai

Un K Ghar Beti Hoi To Woh Meri Behen Hoi

Magar

Main Us Ki Naani Ka Shoher Tha

Is Liye

Woh Meri Nawasi Bhi Hoi

Isi Tarah Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya

Or

Main Apney Betey Ka Bhanja Ban Gaya."

Doctor:
"Uth kuttay Tu Mjhe Bhi Pagal Karde Ga.".

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Pathan to S H O: tmhari taang pe zakhm ka nishan he,
S H O: nhe he zakhm ka nishan.
Pathan : he zakhm ka nishan.
S.H.O: Main shart lgata hun k nhi hy
Pathan: to phir dikhao
S.H.O: Theek hy

5000 ki shart lg gai

S.H.O ny Pent utari to zakhm ka nishan nhi tha
Pathan ne
5000 S.H.O ko diye or kaha main haar gya
S.H.O bra khush tha k shart jeet gya us ne
Drwaza khola, saare staff ny andr jhanka or rony lge

S.H.O ny pent pehni aur staff se pucha k kya hua , q ro rhe ho?

Staff ne kaha k
Sir ye pathan hm se 50,000 ki shart lga k aya tha k aj S.H.O ki pent utrwaun ga...
Hahahahahahaha

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سردار نے ایک چهوٹے قد کی لڑکی سے شادی کی. کسی نے پوچها تم نے ایسا کیون کیا.؟ سردار بولا او جی بات ائے ہے کے میرے فادر نے کہا کہ مصیبت جتنی چهوٹی ہو اتنا اچها ہے

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Son: Papa aap ko parosan ne thapar kis
waja se mara?
Pathan: Beta waja to mujhe be nai pata
Maine pent dho ke parosan ki shalwar
ke pas
sookne ke liye dal di aur awaz di.
Bhabi je jab tum shalwar utaro to mujh
awaz da dena main bhi pent uthar lon
ga

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INTERVIEW
Officer to Boy:
Naam kia hai.
Boy: MP Sir.

Officer: MP kia?
Boy: Muhammad Pervez.

Officer: Ilaqa?
Boy: MP Sir.

Officer: Ab kia MP?
Boy: Meer Poor.

Officer: Education kia hai?
Boy: MP Sir.

Officer (Ghussy se):
Ab MP ka matlab?
Boy: Matric pass.

Officer: Nokri kiyon chahiye?
Boy: MP Sir.

Offcer: ab MP ka kia matlab huwa?
Boy: Money Problem.

Officer: Ok, apni Personality k bary batao.
Boy: MP Sir.

Officer: Phir MP?
Boy: Mindblowing Personality.

Officer: Ok Ab tum ja sakty ho.
Boy: Sir meri Peformance kia rahi?
Officer: MP

Boy: Sir is MP ka matlab?
Officer: Mental Problem.
dafa h0 ja:-

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Pathan Qabristan Me Chars Pee Raha Tha Police i To Usne Chars Chhupa Di.

Police:
Kiya Kar Rahe Ho.?

Pathan:
Abu K Liye Dua Kr Raha Hon..

Police:
Ye To Kisi Bachy Ki Qabar Hai.

Pathan:
Abu Bachpan Me Hi Foat Ho Gaye thy;-) .

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Police wala 1 Chor ko Buri Tarah Se Maar Raha Tha OR Pooray Sheher ki Wardaaten Usi Se Manwa Raha Tha,,

K

Achanak
police wale k Ghar Se Phone Aya k Wo Baap Ban Gaya Hai...!!
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Chor Rotay Huwe Bola,,,
Laga De
Laga De
Ye ilzaam B Mujh Pe Laga De.....