Short Facts_ For Men Only

[nishantha]

Facts are stubborn ! :
YOU ARE TELLING ME


Wife : "why r u home so early?"


Hubby : "My boss said 'go to hell'!"

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Doctor : Howz ur headache ?

Patient : She's out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

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No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile phone
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood !

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important to you than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most and when a man does that, the slide show begins.

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Not a very wrong quote on husband`s T-Shirt:

All women are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q-You know why women love shoes? 

A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 

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Q- Why can't Women drive well? 

A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 

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Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a jungle? 

A- There are no Shopping Centers.. 

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Q- How to save a Dying Woman?

A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

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Q- If a Woman is quiet, which day is it?

A- Who Cares ?... just enjoy that day !

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The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd in a Chinese town !.

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonders what happened !

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Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . .
They can change anything into an argument

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Women live a Better, Longer & a Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to those women who can handle it

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