FUN AND JOKES

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[imran_khan]

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

[imran_khan]

Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha,
Pathan:
Ye Bakriyan Kahn Le Ja Rahe Ho?
Admi:
Inhen School Chorny Ja Raha Hun
Pthan:
Mujhy Pagal Samjha Hai?
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Aaj To Itwar Hai.

[imran_khan]

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

Lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

Kaise?

nothing serious

Ship bich mein kharab ho gai

Tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

[imran_khan]

Pathan :yAR AAJ TO AIK RUPY MEN 3 AMROOD MIL GYE....
Dost:WO KAISE???
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Pathan :
AIK RUPY KA AIK US NY DIA....
AIK MEN UTHA K BHAG GYA
AIK USNE MUJHE PECHY SE MARA....

[imran_khan]

Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.

[imran_khan]

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.
uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,
paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay
bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,
Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.
Wo ready ho geya.
Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir...
Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.

[imran_khan]

Ek Pathan Molvi ki shadi panjaban se hui.
uski bivi paas aana gunah samajhti thi Molvi ne kaha,
paas aanay se 1 Kafir maarnay ka swab hota hay
bivi maan gai, Bohat maza aya,
Kuch deir baad boli: suno!1 or kafir maar lein.
Wo ready ho geya.
Kuch deir baad phir,phir,phir...
Molvi:Bus ker de ab tou momin bhi shaheed hone wala hay.