joke

[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

[umerfarooq]

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Tell Me Properly.
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.
Officer : Your Native Place ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : what?
Candidate : madhya pradesh Sir.
Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass Sir.
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir.
Officer : Describe Your Personality ?
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..
Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....
Candidate : M P. Sir.
Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??
Candidate : My Performance Sir.
Officer : M P.
Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??
Officer : Mentally Punctured.
Candidate: M P. Sir.
Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????
Candidate: My Pleasure Sirji.

[umerfarooq]

Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-,
is it o.k


Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??

How much is DRIVING salary...?

[umerfarooq]

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today.
.
Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ??
.
.
Husband : I asked him to increase your brain
ten times..
.
Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much..
.
Did he do that ??
.
Husband : He laughed and said multiplication
doesn't apply on zero!!!

[umerfarooq]

[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

[Papu]

[m_saleeM]

Hahahahahahahaha

[open_hearted35]

Taqreeban Old....!!!

[Papu]