Good Jokes

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[Papu]

An aunty saw a young couple. The girl asked the boy: "What's the meaning of ABCDEFG?"

The boy answered: "A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls."

The aunty felt so sweet and when she arrived home, she asked her husband: "What do u think about me?"

The husband answered: "ABCDEFGHIJK"

Aunty felt so surprised and asked the husband what did it mean.

The husband replied: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, and Gorgeous & Hot!"

Aunty was confused and asked: "What about I, J, K???"

Husband replied: "I'm Just Kidding!"

[Papu]

PATHAN Dewar k 7 ulta khara tha
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Wife
Tm Ultay Q kharay ho?

Pthan: Sar drd ki goli khai h, kahin pait me na chali jae.

[Papu]

[Papu]

[Papu]

English: The sooner the better.
Urdu: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai...
English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
Urdu: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the...

English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
Urdu: Sabr ka phal meetha hota hai...

...and the most striking of all,
English: As wise as an owl...
Urdu: Ullu ka Pattha...

[Papu]

[Papu]

Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count karke
batao...
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Papu: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
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Teacher : 6 kaha hai.?
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Papu: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata
raha tha:
"ek bus Hadsaa me 6 ki maut ho
gai...!!"

[Papu]

Teacher : How Old are You ?

Student : Check the Register ..

Teacher : wer r u frm ?

Student : Check in school Info..

Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?

Student : Ask My Heart

Teacher : stupid ..wer is ur Heart ?

Student : Ask Ur daughter!!