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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other

ensures U

Continue to do so.
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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an

hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.
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A Doctor and Lawyer loved and admired the same
girl. Both of them are so crazy to have her for a life
partner. The Lawyer had a good idea. Lawyer started
giving an apple to the girl every single day. The
Doctor wondered and asked, "Why?"

Lawyer replied with a big smile: "An apple a day
keeps the doctor away!"
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A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls says:
"Be careful love, It's just been on the radio,
that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.."
She replies:
"Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!
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translate a phrase in english

“Dukh Hamesha Naal Rehnde Ne Per Khushi Aundi Jandi Rehendi Hai.”
translate
My wife is always with me but her sister comes and goes.
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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!
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Height of Blackmail??

A BEGGAR SITTING ON THE ROAD

WITH A BOARD THAT SAYS:

"GIVE ME SOME MONEY OR
I'LL VOTE FOR PPP AGAIN &
YOU WILL SIT NEXT TO ME"
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Dmbugti wrote:A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls says:
"Be careful love, It's just been on the radio,
that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway.."
She replies:
"Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!!
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
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