Good Jokes

[Papu]

Papu walked into a bar one evening, sat down and said, "Bar man, give me 1 bottle of beer, and give everybody here 2 bottles. As I am drinking, let them be drinking."

The bar man obeyed. Everybody hailed Papu.

As they were all drinking, Papu said, "Bar man, give me 1 bowl of chicken soup, and give everybody here 2 bowls of chicken soup each, as I am eating, let them be eating."

The bar man obeyed. Everybody praised Papu.

Minutes later, Papu said, "Bar man, bring me my bill, and bring everybody their bill, as I am paying, let them be paying."

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The False Teeth


A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

[Papu]

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Aunty Zara Simbhal K.............

[Papu]

Solid insult

In a disco
boy-would u like to dance wid me?

girl (nakhre se) - main bacche ke saath nahi nachti..... .

boy-oh sorry I didn't know u r pregnant...

[Papu]