Good Jokes

[Papu]

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

[Papu]

[Papu]

1. Q: What is the difference b/w secretary &
private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

[Papu]

امی جی کی باتیں

نہیں سنتے ناں ماں باپ کی؟؟ دیکھنا تمہارے بچے بھی تمہاری نہیں سنیں گے۔۔۔۔۔

امی اس کا مطلب آپ نے بھی اپنے ماں باپ کی نہیں سنی جو آپ کے بچے آپ کی نہیں سنتے

اور یہ آئی فلائنگ چپل

[Papu]

[Papu]

Million Dollar Truth


If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You,
then change your Friends.

If Monday doesn't Motivate you,then change your profession..

If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work,
then you should probably change your wife!!!

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Today's Best massage.

Jhuta tha wo Dost..!Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,

Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai, Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai...


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Hath padhne wale ne to muje mushibat me dal diya....

mere hath ki lakire dekh kar bola ki

tuje mot nahi.... kisi ki chahat maregi....


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[BAKHTIAR KHAN]

Zabardast

[Papu]

BEE-BEE…

American: In India, do you guys call your wives ‘HONEY’ in your native language?

Indian: Oh no; we call them BEE-BEE…
they sting twice as hard as HONEY BEE…

[Papu]

A man went to narak.

He saw GANDHIJI dancing with SUNNY LEONE

He asks YAMRAJ: BAPU ki saza itni mast kyu?

YAMRAJ: Abbey saza BAPU ko nahi SUNNY LEONE ko mili hai..

[Papu]