One day Jonso an aero plane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aero plane for beginners. Volume One”. He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blue button.” He did so and the aero plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aero plane fly, please press the green button.” He did this and the plane started to fly. He was excited!!!!!! After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.
He fainted after reading the instructions…….
The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!
A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion
"All the best, my brother. Good luck."
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion
grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your
brother? You are only a mouse."
The Mouse replies:
"Alas! I too, was a Lion before I got married."
Girl - Are you mad... I am married. I have a husband... I have a boyfriend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbor... My boss proposed me yesterday and I cant say NO to him... And I have one serious extra marital affair...
Papu - ( after a long pause) Dekh lo kahin adjust hota ho to...
