One sec is enough to fall in love.
But why the hell one chapter is not enough to pass in exam...???
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A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
But A boy's heart is
Slower than Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves.
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COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nickname of HEAVEN
Hmmm.....
That’s why it is said that
COUPLES are made in HEAVEN.
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My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler and said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot..”
I still don’t get why I got rusticated.
I only asked him, “Which End Sir..??”
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Father to Son: “Why don't you just go and study..??”
Son: “What for..??”
Father: “You'll get good marks...”
Son: “Then..??”
Father: “You'll get good job..”
......Son: “Then..??”
Father: “You'll have big house, new car…”
Son: “So what after that..??”
Father: “After that you'll relax..”
Son: “So what do you think I am doing right now..??”
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Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway,
please move them.."
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars,
Please return to their respective classes.."
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Ugly Truth:
In Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's 7:45
But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
& It's Still 9:31
