I'm Coming...

[Papu]

Boyfriend: I'm coming to see you honey.

Girlfriend: Alright baby.

Boyfriend: I love you, I can't wait to see you... I'm getting ready to leave now.

Girlfriend: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know incase.

Boyfriend: My car just broke down, I can't come and see you.

Girlfriend: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.

Boyfriend:: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry.

Girlfriend: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period.

Boyfriend:: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart.

Girlfriend: Sh*t! I'm really on my period, just did not notice.

Boyfriend:: Damn! He has been shot again. I can't come!!!