Good Jokes

[Papu]

[Papu]

Unknown Caller!

A man got a call from unknown number...

Caller: Hi, are you single

Man: Yes, but who are you...

Caller: Your wife... Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi.

[Papu]

Another call from unknown number...

Caller: Are you married...?

Man: Yes, but who are you.. ??

Caller: Your girlfriend, U cheat...
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife...

Caller: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tum bas ghar aao...

[Papu]

Father : What's the name of our
PM ?

Son : We don't have PM in our
Country.
.
.
.
Father (gets angry) : Shutup!. Tell
me the name of our PM.
.
.
.
Son : Okay dad, first you tell me
the model no. of our typewriter.

Father : We don't have typewriter!

Son : We have one in store-room.

Father : oh! ya.... that one. We do
have but that's not of any use, why
should I remember it's model no.?

Son : This is what I answered
before.

[Papu]

The Smart Husband

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!
Careful! CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT.THE…..SALT!!”

The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’

The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.

[engineerkhan15]

بیوی شوہر سے: جانو بتاؤ آج کیا پکاؤں؟
شوہر: جو مرضی پکا لو۔
جانو: بتاؤ نا!!! اچھا چلو بس اِتنا بتا دو کہ گوشت میں کیا ڈالیں؟
شوہر (کچھ سوچتے ہوئے): تو پھر ایسا کرتے ہیں کہ گوشت میں گوشت ڈال لیتے ہیں۔

[Golden]

[quote="engineerkhan15"][right]بیوی شوہر سے: جانو بتاؤ آج کیا پکاؤں؟
شوہر: جو مرضی پکا لو۔
جانو: بتاؤ نا!!! اچھا چلو بس اِتنا بتا دو کہ گوشت میں کیا ڈالیں؟
شوہر (کچھ سوچتے ہوئے): تو پھر ایسا کرتے ہیں کہ گوشت میں گوشت ڈال لیتے ہیں۔[/right][/quote]

Ye Joke Samajdar Members Ke Lye Hai !

[Rizwan Awan]

Tu kia aap na ab sab ko he samajhdar bana na hai ? :bubble:

[Golden]

Tu kia aap na ab sab ko he samajhdar bana na hai ? :bubble:

[Papu]

Boy : Tumhari aankhen kitni gehri hai...
Girl : Chorro na...

Boy : Tumhari zulfe kitni reshmi hai...
Girl : Chorro na...

Boy : Tumhare honth kitne rasile hai...
Girl : Chorro na...

Boy : Kamini kab se to itni lambi lambi chorr raha hoon... aur kitni chorru...

Hahahaha... lol.