Good Jokes

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[jewar lal]

kia bat hai

[Papu]

Girl to her boyfriend: is week roz movie dekhenge...

next week roz shoping karnge..

bf: uske next week hum roz masjad jaynge

GF: wo kyo???
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bf: bheek mangne..

[Papu]

Outside a parrot's cage written:
Parrot can speak in English, Hindi and Punjabi.
Santa decided to check this out.
Santa asked the Parrot( in English):"Who r u"?
Parrot:"I'm a Parrot."
Santa(in Hindi):"Tum Kaun Ho"?
Parrot:"Main ek tota hun.".
Santa (this time in Punjabi):"Tussi kaun O"?
Parrot:" Teri Maa Da Yaar...Tenu ek vari samajh nahi aundi...Tu khota te main ek tota"!

[tayymashood]

[Papu]

PATHAN...Ye Bakra kitne ka ha..!!

AADMI...38000 ka...

PaTHAN (Hairan Ho Kar) : TOUCH SCREEN WALA HA KIA...

[Papu]

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

1st Soldier: Why did you join the army?

2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?

1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

[Papu]

Boy to a Doctor: My gf is pregnant but I used protection..

Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno, Ek Shikari ek din Gun ki jagah Umbrella le gaya,
Achanak Sher samne aaya to usne Umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya.....
Sher wahi mar gaya..

Boy: Ghanta...! Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi...
Doctor : Exactly.!!!