Good Jokes

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Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you......

[Papu]

Teacher To Sardr:
"5 Janwro K Nam Btao Jo PaNi Me Rhte Hain.?
Sardr: "Fish"
Teacher:
"Good Good Or"
.
.
Sardr:
"Fish Di Maa, Pio, Pen Tay Pra"PappPPPPPPPPPuuuuuUuuUu

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[Papu]

FRIENDSHIP STORY

1st frnd : Dekh Maine Naya Mobile liya
.
.
2nd frnd : Wah Chal Hotel Me Party De Me Tuje Gift Dunga.....
.
.
Sham ko wo hotel Gaye...
(after dinner)
.
2nd frnd : Tumne is Hotel Me
Khane ka Intazam kaise kiya ?
.
.
1st frnd : Mobile Bech Ke..
Tere se badh kar thodi hai kuch ?
.
.
2nd frnd : Muje Pata Tha tu aisa hi karega..
.
Maine ye mobile usi shop se tere liye kharida
jaha tune becha tha...

''ZINDGI ME DOST NAHI
DOSTo Mai Hai Zindagi..."

[Papu]

[Papu]

Marriage


When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You Wonder, what happened.


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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..


Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

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A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won't open the door, so he decides to pretend
he bought her flowers knocks at the door. .
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. .
Wife opens the door says: Where are the flowers ?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady ?
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