Good Jokes

[Papu]

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being
a
part of my life. What ever I am is only because
of
u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life
and
making it worth living.
You're Great.
SHE REPLIED :
Pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao..DARO
MAT..KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! !
Husband: Thank you.I am outside, please open
the door!!

[Papu]

[Papu]

[Papu]

1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko
Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se
Kaha:
.
" Kya Tumhare Parents Ko MaloomHai Ki
Tum Cigratte Peete Ho ??
.
.
.
.
.
BACHCHA:" Dhuwan Chhodte Hue,,,
.
.
.
Mohtarma ! Kya Aapke Shohar Ko
Maloom Hai Ki
Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar
Rahi Hai...???.
.
Bachcha Rocked
Aunty Shocked

[Papu]

Girl : Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho......?
Tumhari Koi Behen Nhi He Kya.......?
Boy : Hai IsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu...
Girl: Kyun.....?
Boy : Meri Behen Ko
BHABHI
Chahiye.......!!!

[Papu]

Papu rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"
Papu:
I can't see ur computer
Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer
Papu:
How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer
Ok
double click on it
Papu:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer:
Double click on ur computer
Papu:
On which Icon i've to click
Officer:
"My Computer"
Papu:
Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on ur "Computer."

[Papu]

[Papu]

Boy:- Nice Dress!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Earing!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Shoes!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Lipstick!
Girl:- (irritated ): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You Look Damn Ugly..!!...

[Papu]

[Papu]

Gujarati Lady: Mane divorce joye che, Mara Pati Active Nathi.
Judge: Pun tamara Pati to Kabaddi Champion che.!

Gujarati Lady:
Eej to Problem che. Khali "Touch" kari ne Bhagi Jay che